83 Thoughts I Had Watching The "Outlander" Season Finale, Including "OH GOD WHY?"
My body was not ready. SPOILERS AHEAD.
1. My body is so, so far from ready for this.
2. Oh god, the intro song, but it’s the FINALE intro song.
3. Sing me a sooong of a lass that is GOOOONE.
4. Goddammit, we’re really back in modern times.
5. I’ve been secretly hoping all season that we’d all just collectively forget Claire gets pushed back into modern times, and she stays with Jamie in Scotland.
6. They survive the Battle of Culloden, return to Lallybroch, and take up sheep farming.
7. The next season is all just graphic, tartan-themed sex scenes.
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8. Helloooo, Roger.
9. CLAIRE WITH THAT 1960s, VOLUMINOUS BOB.
10. Claire’s slightly graying 1960s haircut has cured me, it’s soothed me, my ailments are no more, it’s brought peace to the world and solved all known economic crises.
11. And she’s still wearing Jamie’s ring. Wow, it’s amazing how ready my body was not.
12. Helloooo, Brianna. If you only knew where you got that fiery red head of hair.
13. Frank DIED? Oh, thank god.
14. Brianna, look, Frank is not daddy. Literally everyone sees Jamie and says, “Daddy.”
15. Roger is truly a babe. And I don’t think it’s just because I’m in Jamie withdrawal.
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