Channing Tatum Will Play A Mermaid In The "Splash" Remake
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[*Slams fist on table*] Now this is the kind of content I pay to see!
Remember Splash, that iconic mermaid movie from the '80s starring Daryl Hannah and Tom Hanks?
(Do yourself a favour and watch the trailer, it's so '80s it hurts.)
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According to The Hollywood Reporter, it will be the next classic to undergo the gender-swap remake treatment, with none other than Channing Tatum in the mermaid role.
Or rather, the merman role.
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The casting is perfect because, as we all know, the distinguishing feature of mermen (aside from the whole fish tail thing) is the fact that they never, ever wear shirts.
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Coincidentally, Channing Tatum should never, ever wear a shirt.
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