10 funny church names in Nigeria that would make you laugh hard
One thing we have come to realise is that Nigerians are sentimental people who prefer to hide under the guise of being religious. They want everything they do to reflect some form of dedication or commitment to their religions.
The businesses they operate are named based on their faith and religion. They want their trade to be labelled with names starting with ‘God’. This explains why you would see funny indigenous names on bread labels in order to show the owner’s belief in God.
Businesses are on the mild side; it is beyond hilarious seeing churches with funny names aimed at attracting believers.
Ideally, the house of God should be the place where you have an encounter with God and experience His presence while worshipping with other people. Nigerians prefer to register their ministries with names that would reflect the presence of God from the sign post.
The annoying part is that they do not stick to names that are formed from a word, they would rather register their churches with sentences.
They do this when they hold special programmes too as they always want their churches to be filled with people from all walks of life.
At this point you should know that not all the pastors you see have the calling, some simply become pastors because they are running a business, the church business.
This is basically because Nigerians are gullible, they would choose the spiritual approach over the rational and objective one.
No one is asking you not to visit the church or take your problems to God, but it would be wise to know the places where you go to when you are in trouble.
Find below some of the hilarious church names we found:
1. Jesus is coming
Warisdis?
2. Run for your life international chapel
Run from what and from who? Church owners in Nigeria would never fail to amuse us.
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3. Like seriously?
Nigerians would always take advantage of the common problems in the society. This is bound to attract some goers who have issues with their mothers.
4. Nigerians sha…
It is amazing to know that church founders do not take out the time to find befitting names for their ministries. Anyways, this is a call for all the ready souls out there.
5. Mountain of swallowing problems
Now this is super hilarious. It would have been better if the church name was written in Yoruba and not English. Writing in English could be such a pain at times. But you never can tell, your problems may get settled there.
6. Helicopter of Christ ministry
How about a plane of God? Nigerians are definitely jokers. Only God knows what must have passed through the founder’s mind when this name was coined. Fellow Nigerians, get your ticket and be ready to board this spiritual aircraft that would take you to God.
7. Laboratory church of God
Now you have the proof that God is a scientist. Nigerians would not just stop at anything when it comes to church names. Is this supposed to mean that the members of this church are lab rats? Just saying!
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8. Jesus elections ministries
There are two things involved here; it is either the pastor or founder of this church is a politician or a strong lover of politics. What have elections got to do with the church now? Chaii.
9. Ahhh
What has viagra got to do with the Elshaddai ministry abeg?
10. Who are you to Jesus’ ministry?
This is food for thought; who are you to Jesus?
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