This Olympic Horse Has The Most Badass Name
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Now THIS is how you name a horse.
Every four years we are inundated with weird horse words like "dressage" (pronounced dress-sauge) and "eventing."
I'm still not sure what they actually mean, but I know it has something to do with riding a horse or the fancy word, ~~**equestrian**~~.
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Equestrian is stereotypically seen as one of the more "vanilla"* sports of the Olympics, but this year horse riding got a whole lot more metal.
*Noah fence, just stating a fact.
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No, this horse isn't named Pretzel, Snowball, or Little Joe.
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His name is Summon Up The Blood.
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