Donald Trump's Tacky D.C. Hotel Opens Early, Amid Protests

The Daily Beast calls the Trump's newest 'International' Hotel in the nation's capital, 'Fancy, Expensive and Probably Doomed.' This sounds eerily familiar to every other Donald Trump enterprise: an ill-fated display of faux luxury, a garish representation of what Trump wants so desperately to be: classy. Too bad, Donny. You can't fake class, you exude too much garishness through every orange pore you have, and no claim of luxurious accommodations will compensate for all your 'shortcomings.'

If you want to attend the 2017 Inauguration (of Hillary Clinton) you can book the Presidential Suite for a five-day minimum for only $100,000 per night.

The bi-level Trump Townhouse, which boasts two bedrooms, an office, workout room and dining room that seats 24, is available for the week of the Presidential inauguration at a rate of $100,000 per night, with a five night minimum stay. But if you can't make it to D.C. in January, the regular rate for the two-bedroom townhouse is $18,750.

By some miracle, the hotel has opened two years ahead of schedule. The hotel's official video description brags about this 'accomplishment.'

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