Catholic App Directs The Righteous To Mass Or Confessional

The Roman Catholic Church has launched an new app that allows for a quick absolution if you have sinned or are thinking of sinning in Scotland. The Catholic app or ‘Sindr’ as it’s called is an interactive map that shows smartphone users where their nearest parish is located. The app directs those in need of a quick confession or chinwag with the almighty to the nearest church. The Inquirer reports God is omnipotent, apparently, but people do not always have the time to connect with him. People don’t always toe the God line, either, and may fall short of some of his rules of engagement. In those instances, they might want to confess but might not know how to actually go to a church and to confession to do it. At those times Sindr, not to be confused with Tinder or Grindr, is the app that you need. The big news is that it is not really called Sindr, that is just the name that online wags have given it. The app, which you can use on a phone or a tablet, though not a stone one, is actually called ‘The Catholic App’, and it can unite sinners or semi [...]

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