Dancing with the Stars: Was That the Worst Elimination in the Show's History?
Sasha and Simone were dressed like gladiators or post-apocalyptic warriors for this dance, which made about as much sense as anything else in this show.
Just take her out to the soda fountain and drive up to Make Out Point already!
The dance started with the two separated by a partition fashioned to be a wall between two living rooms, and they had to time their moves by memory because they couldn't see each other, so extra point there.
[...] once they go together, the chemistry was undeniable and these two were dancing like they were the only two people in the room.
For all of Nancy's lapses of confidence in her video intros, she can put on a stage face when it's game time and she was a total badass here.
The Paso Doble isn't an easy one, but Nancy twirled her skirt and kicked and spun like she was angry at the hunks accompanying her, and Artem put together a routine that had Nancy front and center.
[...] I will always approve of a contestant dancing while wearing shorts because it looks so goofy on TV, but since this was a Beach Boys song he could have dressed more like someone from the 1960s instead of a dude pounding Coronas at Manhattan Beach last week.
What the judges said: "If there's anyone here who fits the profile of being in a boy band, it's you," Nick said.
The motif for this dance was "sexy girl walks into a construction site and nearly gets sexually assaulted by horny construction workers," a classic!
There was a twirl that involved Normani wrapping her legs around Val's neck while he spun her around, and another four-man flip of her ending with her in the splits that, showcasing the ability and freedom she has.
[...] let's talk about this intro vid, where Lindsay scolded David for wanting to rest! I've never seen her like that before.
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[...] overall, David seemed a bit out of his element, probably because it's hard to be romantic with your surrogate stepdaughter.
Rashad took the crit