Learn more than you ever wanted to know about the weird world of Santa games on Steam in our Christmas quiz!
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It's Christmas, and as custom dictates, I've got a present for you! Once you're done singing carols, roasting chestnuts, kissing under the mistletoe, or recovering from a trio of ghostly visitations by instructing a street urchin to buy an enormous dead bird, I'd like to introduce you to the weird world of Santa games on Steam.
The vessel I have chosen to deliver this information to you may sound strange: a quiz is how you test someone's knowledge, not how you teach them about how many sex games on Steam feature Santa Claus. But it's a holiday miracle! I promise you don't need to know a single goddamn thing about Steam's bizarre collection Santa games to do well on this quiz.
One warning: There are images in this quiz, and while there's nothing X or even R-rated, a couple images are a mildly saucy, so don't start the quiz if Mom is looking over your shoulder, unless Mom is a modern woman who doesn't blanch at seeing a cartoon elf with a little cleavage. And be sure to let us know how you did on the quiz in the comments below!