ST JAMES' PARK, NEWCASTLE — Bad games in football are all relative. Sometimes, a player will be unfairly maligned by fans. On other occasions, a perfectionist in the heat of battle will berate themselves when they're doing just fine. But every now and then, there's an unequivocal howler that leaves a person under the harshest glare of the most unwanted spotlight. Last weekend, Nick Woltemade had one of those. The Newcastle United striker made no impression on the Tyne-Wear derby in an attacking sense. Not ideal against your local rivals, but that can happen. What's less common is when that marginalised attacker comes back to help...