Was Jeffrey Epstein really a Russian spy squid
The attempts to link the late ultra-elite pedophile to Putin are absurd to the point of desperation
'Not many people know zis' - as Franz Liebkind, the demented Nazi hobby playwright character in 'The Producers', would have said - but Jeffrey 'suicide-just-on-time' Epstein really was a terrificBeluga whale. Or maybea giant, shapeshifting, hypnotic killer squid. Or justCharlie Sheen.
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