Keep these people out of the kitchen at all costs.

This parent who turned to Yahoo Answers to ask the question "Can I feed children food deep-fried in synthetic motor oil?"

Note: The answer is no.

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This loving son who was just doing his best.

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The guy being called out for holding an ice cream like someone from another planet.

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This store that couldn't tell the difference between fruit.

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This person who couldn't figure out a Babybel.

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This guy who got confused by the concept of a cereal bar.

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This dad who didn't know that you have to take the cheese out of the paper.

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This confused "vegan".

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This little brother who took being a picky eater to a brand new level.

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This person's mother who fought the laws of physics and lost.

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This amateur chef who should stay out of the kitchen.

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This pizza restaurant who decided that this was the best way to slice a pizza.

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This restaurant that left the seasoning unopened.

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And these tourists who thought they ate a lion for lunch.

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