“My car insurance doesn’t cover Trader Joe’s parking lot.”

This makes sense:

Paul R. Gilmartin / Via Twitter: @mentalpod

Total sense:

Mister Panama / Via Twitter: @micahpanama

Mine, not yours, mine:

GeekyLyndsay / Via Twitter: @GeekyLyndsay

Only natural disasters can defeat the parking lot:

Maya Daehne / Via Twitter: @mayadaehne

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