We Need To Talk About How Absolutely Disgusting Hawaiian Pizza Is
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We need to get this off our plates — literally and figuratively.
Friends of the internet, it's high time we discussed a food item that has besmirched the good name of pizzas everywhere for far too long.
ENOUGH.
Fox
You know what I am talking about.: Hawaiian pizza. This "food" is disgusting, and any self-respecting pizza connoisseur should never, ever order one under any circumstances.
Just look at that picture. It belongs on Fear Factor.
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It's a commonly known fact that pizza is the best food in the world. That much is true.
Literally everyone with taste buds knows this.
Plan B
Pizza is *ALSO* one of those rare foods that even when it's objectively "bad" compared to standard pizza, it's still DELICIOUS. Cold pizza, hot pizza, gourmet pizza, cheap pizza: IT ALSO TASTES AMAZING.
Just give us ALL the pizza.