Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50
A knife that can stand on its own, dog bowl puzzles, and candles that smell like California: How far can *you* get without buying something?
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I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.
Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.
Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS! DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀
This wood box that keeps your socks in order.
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This eyeglass cleaner that uses carbon microfiber that won't damage your coatings.
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Price: $20