No sex please, we’re self isolating, says VIRGINIA BLACKBURN

It had to happen. The rules and regulations about lockdown and its lightening are becoming more farcical by the day and now the totally inevitable has happened. The powers that have said that couples who do not live together are not allowed to make the beast with two backs. Face it, the whole things has turned into Carry On Coronavirus, or to put it another way, No Sex Please, We're British.