What keeps you coming back for more?

This fecking football club.

Why do you regulars do it? What's the point?

I had a season ticket from 2009-10 up until the end of last season, where I decided not to renew for selfish reasons.

It was clear as day that Rowett's players weren't going to take well to the influx of professional footballers into the squad.

That combined with the tractor shagger in charge, the club has become an embarrassment.

I'm currently half way into the season of not attending a single match, home or away.

The transition from being a regularly attendee to being a regular absentee couldn't possibly have been easier.

You should all try it. I've lost fat, built muscle, feel much better on the inside and I've never been happier.



But ignore everything I just said. What keeps you coming back for more?