Relegation songs for Saturday (28 replies)

When we go 2 down after 20 minutes we may as well ave a laff. Let’s all do what we used to do in the war when the jerries were bombing us and have a great sing song?

How about:

To the tune of Michael row the boat ashore;
‘Division 3 will do for me alleluia’ (yes I know it’s not called division 3 anymore) or

To the tune of my old mans a dustman;
‘We are going down and don’t know who owns the club
The footballs truly wank and it’s better down the pub
Whoever is the manager it’s still the blinking same
We turn up and know we’ll watch us lose another game’

A few of these will cheer us up (tu)