new statue (6 replies)

ive decided that we need a big fork off statue of me outside the ground.
near the kop entrance facing towards blues tyres.
in granite with moving parts about the size of a medium block of flats.
on match days someone will press a button and my right arm will raise and give the finger to the away fans.
someone else or the same someone will press a button and my left arm will raise and give the thumbs up the the blues fans.
the club will have to have my permission to do it,i will give it as long as the statue portarys my film star looks,and has me wearing my aquascutrum jacket.