im thinking of changing my name (8 replies)
or brian lara cricket 95 or 96.
or cliff richards secret love child.
or bring back saleems.
or ostend or bust.
or ive got a SOTV hat.
or ive got a hubcap and im going to use it.
or lifford is the centre of the universe.
or my pants are a bit tight but i like it that way.
or im just fed up.
or my banjo is out of tune.
or im a swinging golfer.
or i havnt got a single flea on my barnet,they are all married with loads of kids.
or id walk a million miles to shite on the viles.
or i love me,more than you.
or you love me more than i.
or keep right off.
or keep right tone.
or he dont care about us [hunt].
or less than jake are a good punk ska band.
or birmingham city bestest fan in the world.
or aston jammy toe rag gits bog off.
or dont listen to that listen to this,its a scorcher.
or im sorry girls but i canne see you tonight,no woman no cry.
or i see a little silhouetto of a man,jutkiewicz,jutkiewicz.
or mirror me,mirror you,i win.
or im just a gift to the women of the world,err.
or keith floyds empty glass.
or dennis amiss 6 over cover.
or levi wrangler 36.
or blues
its up to you.
and if i dont like your choice i aint havin it.