Donald Trump Invites Sex Offender to Kids’ Fitness-Test Announcement

The Make America Healthy Again agenda adopted by the president who eats McDonald’s all the time gained a big win on Thursday when Donald Trump announced he was reviving the Presidential Fitness Test.

If your birth year begins with a decrepit “1,” you may remember this as the challenge in gym class involving a one-mile run, a flexibility test, and either push-ups or pull-ups. Discontinued in 2012 under president Barack Obama, Trump celebrated the return of this “wonderful tradition” by inviting friends and former athletes to the White House — among them Lawrence Taylor, the hard-hitting NFL linebacker who was once arrested for statutory rape and prostitution charges for having sex with a 16-year-old sex worker. He ultimately pleaded guilty to sexual misconduct and patronizing a prostitute and was required to register as a sex offender.

Taylor may not be the perfect choice for an event celebrating kids for a president going through a scandal due to his long friendship with the most famous sex offender in the world. But some of the other guest choices were also interesting, including the former WWE wrestler Triple H, who recorded this intro:

ARE YOU READY… TO MAKE AMERICA FIT AGAIN

WHITE HOUSE X @TRIPLEH ???? pic.twitter.com/2sBFWok5ZF

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) July 31, 2025

“I was good at sports,” Trump said during the announcement. “When you are really focused on sports, you’ve thought about nothing else. To an extent, this is one of the reasons I like golf. You get away for a couple of hours.” Last week, Trump enjoyed many hours playing golf on a five-day trip to Scotland. This weekend, as his administration reckons with more tariff pain and a dismal jobs report, he appears to be headed to his course in New Jersey to play more golf.