Why Was Trump on the Roof? Some Theories.

He’s just being random.

From what we know about Trump, it is entirely possible he just randomly decided to check out the roof. Maybe he finally noticed there was a door that led out there and was like, “You know, I’ve lived here for a long time, but I’ve never been on the roof. Let’s walk on the roof. I’m the president, I’m gonna walk on the roof.”

He’s planning something.

A master builder doesn’t just walk on roofs. If he’s up there, he’s probably got some new White House Mar-a-Lagofying in mind. After all, he just paved the Rose Garden and announced a new $200 million ballroom. According to one video, Trump seemed to tell reporters he was on the roof to look at “more ways to spend my money … for the country.” Here are some sub-theories about what that may entail:

He wants to build a pool on the roof.
Although the White House has had a pool before (it’s now under the Briefing Room), the People’s House never had a rooftop pool with sunbathing babes and a gold-plated waterslide.

Or maybe an ice-skating rink.
As everyone knows, Trump has a long history with Central Park’s ice-skating rink. Perhaps he recently proposed turning the White House roof into a winter wonderland later this year.

Or nuclear missile launchers.
That’s what he told White House reporters when they asked him what he was planning to build up there, though he may have been joking — unless he wasn’t.

He doesn’t know what else he wants to build, but it will be something beautiful.
Trump doesn’t have a big plan yet, but he just saw this big open space and decided he needed to have a closer look so his magnificent creativity could take over. Or maybe he needed to survey the grounds of the White House to imagine what some new gaudy monstrosity would look like.

He’s trying to distract us.

As people on the internet say all the time about anything Trump does, this was an orchestrated distraction from something he doesn’t want us to pay attention to. We need to look away to see what’s really going on. If Trump is on the roof, he must not want us to see something happening down on the ground: Clearly, he is trying to make people forget about why he paved the Rose Garden.

He’s trying to distract himself.

The New York Times reports that according to the White House, Trump was simply getting a 20-minute bird’s-eye view of where his new ballroom would go. (Of course, that’s exactly what the White House would say if they don’t want Americans to keep asking questions.)

The Times report also notes how Trump is becoming a bit of a shut-in:

It appears that Mr. Trump’s respite from the tumult — some of which he has wrought — is to ensconce himself in a White House that is rapidly changing from the taxpayer-funded people’s house to one that resembles one of the Louis XIV-inspired properties in his portfolio. …

During Mr. Trump’s first term, he spent quite a bit of time at the Trump International Hotel, holding court for family members, prominent conservatives and journalists. But now, with the hotel closed, he appears to be using the White House for a similar purpose.

Mr. Trump remains a homebody with a deep distrust of situations he does not control. Lately, he has turned his attention away from holding rallies or public events to gin up political support and toward the altering of a White House complex he has in turns complimented as grand and maligned as outdated. 

So he’s replaced rallies with fussy redecorating, and instead of climbing the walls, he’s climbing out on the roof. Next month he’ll be sliding down the South Portico’s columns like they are fireman’s poles.

He just needed a little change in perspective.

Trump is feeling a little down, with all the Epstein-files news and how the nerds at the BLS are trying to make his booming economy look like crap, so he wanted to see his everyday world from a new angle while reminding everyone he is above it all.

He wants to be the center of attention again.

Trump is annoyed with all the fake bad news and doesn’t feel he’s getting enough attention — so he grabbed an entourage and hit the roof. If so, well played, sir. When there’s a president on the roof, people notice.

He was looking for a new way to confuse reporters.

And wow were they confused, per this Mediaite transcript of the White House press corps’ attempts to ask Trump what the hell he was doing:

REPORTER: Sir, why are you on the roof?

REPORTER: Mr. President, what are you doing up there?

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Taking a little walk!

REPORTER: Come down and talk to us!

REPORTER: What are you building?

REPORTER: How does the Rose Garden look?

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: (inaudible) ballroom (GESTURES) on the other side–

REPORTER: Are you considering more renovations, sir?

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Hello, Peter!

REPORTERS: (LAUGHTER).

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Looking good, Peter!

REPORTER: Are you going to build up there?

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: (GESTURES)

REPORTER: What does that mean?

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Looking for more ways to spend my money!

Can you give us another (inaudible)?

I’ll show you. It’s just another way to spend my money for the country.

REPORTER: Are you considering a second story?

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Anything I do is financed by me, so it’s not (inaudible) just like my salary is contributed, nobody ever mentions that.

REPORTER: Sir, are you going to add another level? …

REPORTER: Mr. President, what do you want to build? What are you trying to build?”.

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Missiles!

REPORTER: Sir, do you approve–?

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Nuclear– nuclear missiles!

REPORTER: You say more missiles?

REPORTER: Are you building missiles?

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: (GESTURES WITH RIGHT ARM)

REPORTER: What?

REPORTER: (LAUGHTER) Did he say missiles?

He’s demonstrating that he is “an American original.”

That’s how MAGA influencer Charlie Kirk described Trump’s clearly inspiring rooftop jaunt.

He is a huge fan of the 1999 romantic drama The Cider House Rules.

If there’s one thing Trump loves, it’s romantic American epics about migrant orchard workers, ether addiction, and orphans who reluctantly become abortion doctors played by Tobey Maguire. And the most important place in the film (which is based on a John Irving novel Trump probably hasn’t read) is a roof. On Tuesday, he finally realized, I make the White House rules and can do whatever I want on the roof.

He’s doing whatever the man in the bow tie told him to do.

Assuming we can trust news reports, the man in the bow tie who was walking with Trump on the roof is James McCrery, an “internationally recognized leader” in classical architectural design who is the lead architect on the president’s big beautiful ballroom project. He’s known for his stylish bow ties, and he led Trump out onto the roof so they could talk about classical ballroom architecture. There is no reason to suspect bow-tie guy is up to something untoward; he and Trump are just two old friends riffing on the roof about ways to make the White House look even more traditional.