I’m sick of parents calling boys bad names – they’re not beautiful, they all sound like forklift drivers
A WOMAN shared her frustration at the bonkers names parents give their sons compared to the pretty “princess” names they give their daughters.
TikToker @fazolibreadstick took to social media to share her comedic rant with followers.
The influencer joked that she needed someone to explain why people chose such delicate names for girls but awful names for boys.
She said: “I demand an explanation as to why boy baby names are so bad.
“The way I have to hold back from calling CPS when I meet a family and thy say: ‘This is our daughter Violet Rose and our son Gunner.’
“What did that child do to you?
“This is my daughter, she’s a French princess. This is my son, he’s a war criminal.
“It’s like you do realise that the baby is gonna be born as a baby right? Like not a forklift driver?
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“It’s like y’all expect the baby to come out and then instead of the placenta being attached to it there’s just like a can of Chew.
“I don’t see why boys can’t have beautiful names too.
“Better yet, let’s find some androgynous baby names.
“I’m just imagining some of y’all at the playground being like: ‘Cordelia, Grace, Elizabeth-Rose in the car. Where’s your brother? Tonka Truck! I told you!”
People were quick to comment on the funny video that quickly amassed more than £20k likes.
One person said: “I wanna know why so many American guys are named after objects like Chip, Brick, etc.”
Another said: “I’ve always wanted a baby girl bc boy names suck, got pregnant and am having a boy… His name is Jack. Best we could do.”
A third said: “Literally met a child named Trex. Like its his legal name. It’s on his birth certificate.”