I’ve got 12 kids – people say their names just get ‘worse and worse’ but I love them, I think Marvelous Artymis is 10/10
A MUM-OF-12 who’s been told her kids’ names just get “worse and worse” has defended the unusual monikers.
Veronica, aka This Mad Mama, regularly gets remarks about her children’s names, which range from the “boring” to the unique.
Responding to one troll in a video on TikTok, Veronica said she’d give her own name “9 out of 10”, before going on to rate her kids’ names.
Her eldest daughter, Victoria Adriana, got a 10 out of 10 for her “perfect girls’ name”, followed by Andrew Vincent, who also got top marks for his “perfect boys’ name”.
Mara Annalise is also a “10 out of 10”, according to Veronica, while Adam got a seven out of 10, with his mum adding that his name is “simple and good, just a little boring”.
Her next son is called Dash Orion, which Veronica deemed an 8 out of 10.
She added that she “loves” his name but his dad chose the Dash part, and she chose Orion because of a “little swirl” in his hair that “kind of looked spacey”.
She gave Darla Annmarie an 8 out of 10, adding “it’s pretty cute”, but then things started getting more unique.
“Marvelous Artymis. 10 out of 10,” she said, before moving on to Martalya Annastasia, also a 10 out of 10.
Amelia Annabelle got a 9 out of 10, with Veronica adding: “I didn’t really want to name her that, but I felt like I had to.”
“Delilah Arianna, I’m gonna give her name 8 out of 10,” she said.
“Um, I didn’t absolutely love her middle name, but I was trying to have a name that had ‘an’ in it and I wanted it to be close to Victoria’s.
“And since Victoria is Adriana, I thought Ariana would be close but not exact.
“It’s a cute name, and it suits her really well, so I’m still. I still like it.”
Donovan Oliver was up next, as Veronice said: “Then we have Donovan Oliver.
“The name Donovan, I use that because my dad’s name was Don, but I also love the movie Donnie Darko.
“And Oliver was just because I wanted an ‘o’ name to match Dash’s middle name. So eight out of ten.”
Modi Alevander was up next, as she admitted she picked it “last minute” at the hospital, before getting his middle name from a live session on TikTok.
“I’ll give his name what I say – 8 out of 10,” she said.
“It’s still good, I still love it, I wouldn’t change it.”
“I’m probably biased but I think the names are awesome!” Veronica captioned the video.
People were quick to comment on Veronica’s rating system, with one name getting more remarks than the others: “Marvelous artymus oh my…
“Poor kid damn,” another added.
“Horrible,” a third agreed.
“Marvelous artymis sentttt me to the moon,” someone else wrote.
As another said: “Marvelous, come on bro!”
But others were more interested in why Veronica had chosen to name one of her sons Adam when the others had such unique monikers.
“It’s like ‘This is Marvelous Artymis, this is Donovan Oliver…oh and this is adam’,” one wrote.
“Poor guy!”
“Adam is the real winner here, let’s be honest,” another said.
“It cracks me up that they all have somewhat unique names and then there’s just Adam,” a third laughed.
“Love how they all have fancy names and then there’s just Adam,” someone else giggled.