Trump or Milei? Match the quote to the firebrand leader and see if you’re right

FIRST it was maverick world leader Donald Trump posting bizarre and deluded tweets through his four-year US presidency.

Now he has a rival – Argentina’s new right-wing leader Javier Milei, who has already created a stir with revelations of tantric sex and threesomes, as well as speaking to his dead dog.

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Trump and Milei admire each other and are not afraid to speak their minds, but how alike are they?

Can you work out which of them was responsible for which crazy quote? Try Samantha Yule’s quiz.

Answers below.

1. “Can you believe I’m a politician? I can’t even.”

2. “The sale of human organs is merchandise.”

3. “For me the state is an enemy, as are the politicians who live off it.”

4. “A murderer is a murderer. A thief is a thief. And that’s what you call them. They’re an organised crime group, the biggest in the world, called ‘the state’. Why should I treat them any other way?”

5. “I tested positively toward negative, right? So no. I tested perfectly this morning, meaning I tested negative. But that’s a way of saying it. Positively toward the negative.”

6. “Why can’t we use nuclear weapons?”

7. “If I had to choose between the state and the Mafia, I would choose the Mafia because the Mafia has codes, the Mafia adapts, the Mafia doesn’t lie. And above all, the Mafia competes.”

8. “I like kids. I mean, I won’t do anything to take care of them. I’ll supply funds and she’ll take care of the kids. It’s not like I’m gonna be walking the kids down Central Park.”

9. “I think apologising’s a great thing, but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologise, sometime in the hopefully distant future, if I’m ever wrong.”

10. “When you see the other side chopping off heads, waterboarding doesn’t sound very severe.”

11. “Each man has his own dynamic. In my case, I ejaculate every three months.”

12. “Mickey Mouse is the aspiration of every politician because he is a disgusting rodent whom everybody loves.”

13. “I will not be apologising for having a penis. I don’t have to feel ashamed of being a man.”

14. “I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.”

15. “On promising to stop government benefits as they are “based on that atrocity that says that where there is a need, a right is born, its maximum expression being that aberration called social justice”.

16. “To be blunt, people would vote for me. They just would. Why? Maybe because I’m so good looking.”

17. “Marriage is a horrible institution, first because it is a contract for life. I don’t want marriage, I don’t want regulations.

“With marriage, the relationship worsens because, since breaking that contract is costly, what appears, it’s called the moral hazard, so you take more risks. Men get fat, women take less care of themselves, and a whole series of deteriorations occur . . . ”

18. “Sorry, losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest, and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.”

19. Climate change is a “socialist lie”.

20. “It’s really cold, they’re calling it a major freeze, weeks ahead of normal. Man, we could use a big fat dose of global warming.”