‘The best car note I’ve ever seen’ people are yelling as woman shares the pass-agg essay Sellotaped to a Vauxhall Corsa
A WOMAN has revealed the ‘best car note’ she’s ever seen, leaving people in hysterics.
So if you’re in need of a laugh today, then this angry note is sure to leave you open-mouthed.
Mum-of-three Louise Gunn explained that when she was walking by a staff car park, she spotted a car with two pieces of paper stuck to it.
Shocked at the discovery, Louise got up close to the Vauxhall Corsa to check out the notes, which had been attached with sellotape.
But Louise was left in hysterics when she read what she described as a “jokes” “essay”.
Posting on social media, Louise shared a short clip, which has now gone viral, showing off the passive-aggressive note, in a clip which was uploaded with the caption ‘The best car “NOTE” I’ve ever seen.’
The note, which had been typed up and printed out, read: “It appears that you have trouble with comprehension.
“Let me make it clear. This is a private car park which means you may not park here.
“You may think that you are special.
“Your selfishness has meant that people who work here and need to park cannot.”
The note then went on to suggest that if the owner of the vehicle has an issue, they should come and speak to the staff immediately.
It continued: “If you are not paid enough to afford your parking then speak to your employer but do not steal someone else’s parking space for which they have paid.
“If you have any difficulty understanding why you cannot park here, please either ask a friend to explain or come in and we can explain it to you.
“We will use simple words so you understand.”
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- SINGLE YELLOW LINES
Drivers are allowed to wait or park for very brief periods of time on single yellow lines before being moved on, according to Wilsons.
- DOUBLE YELLOW LINES
Drivers are prohibited from parking on double yellow lines at any time, regardless of whether or not there are signs present.
- DOUBLE WHITE LINES
Drivers must not wait or park on double white lines, but are permitted to stop briefly in order to pick up or drop off passengers, or to load or unload goods – unless road signs state otherwise.
- CONTROLLED PARKING ZONES
Drivers must not wait or park in areas designated as controlled parking zones, other than the times displayed on associated signage.
- CLEARWAYS & URBAN CLEARWAYS
Drivers must not stop or park on areas designated as clearways and urban clearways during certain hours advertised on nearby road signs – unless picking up or dropping off passengers.
- SCHOOL ENTRANCE MARKINGS
Drivers must not stop, wait or park on markings to school entrances at certain times as shown on nearby signage.
- MOTORWAY HARD SHOULDER
Drivers must not park on a hard shoulder and should only ever stop if it’s an emergency.
- PEDESTRIAN CROSSING
Drivers must not stop or park on a pedestrian crossing or the areas marked by zigzag lines either side.
- TAXI BAYS
Drivers must not stop or park in bays designated for taxi drivers which will be identified by signage.
- BUS STOPS
Drivers must not stop or park in a bus stop.
- TRAIN & TRAM CROSSINGS
Drivers must not stop or park on, or the approach to a level crossing for a train or tram at any time.
- CYCLE LANES
Drivers must not stop or park in lanes designated for exclusive use of cyclists.
- MOTORCYCLE BAYS
Car and van drivers must not park in spaces designed for motorbikes and mopeds.
- DISABLED BAYS
Drivers must not park in spaces reserved for Blue Badge holders, unless entitled to do so.
- RESIDENT BAYS
Drivers must not park in spaces designed for the exclusive use of residents, unless they have a permit.
It is important for motorists to know they must not stop or park in the following places:
- Anywhere that would prevent the emergency services from accessing
- On a bend
- Within 10 metres of, or opposite a junction
- On or near the brow of a hill or bridge
- On or opposite a roundabout or traffic island
- In an area where the kerb has been lowered for wheelchair users
- In front of the entrance to a property
- Anywhere that it would cause an obstruction of the road
- Partially or wholly on a pavement in London (unless signage says otherwise)
TIKTOK USERS RESPOND
The TikTok clip, which was posted under the username @louisegunn1, has clearly impressed many, as it has quickly amassed 118,400 views.
Social media users were left in hysterics by the note and were keen to share their thoughts in the comments.
One person said: “Now that is one hilarious note.”
To be fair, they’re right!
TikTok users
To this, Louise replied: “Was too funny not to share!”
Another added: “Well played.”
A third commented: “To be fair, they’re right!”
Whilst someone else penned: “I would have used wallpaper paste to stick it on the windscreen.”
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