Trump’s Crazy New Nickname for Himself Is Classic Fascist Projection
Donald Trump has expanded his canonical universe again, this time brandishing himself with a new character and a new name: “Honest Don.”
Like any good writer, Trump was up burning the midnight oil on Tuesday, penning a new chapter in a political saga in which he plays the glorious, faultless counterpart to President Joe Biden’s “Crooked Joe.”
“Dean Phillips, who just ‘quit’ in his hapless campaign against Crooked Joe Biden, was not very good at his craft, politics,” Trump started on Truth Social, inexplicably dunking on Phillips who won zero delegates during the Democratic primary, coming behind “uncommitted” on the ballot. “In fact, I would say that he was far worse than the Republican challengers to me, with a few exceptions.”
But then Trump tore into the meat of his new narrative, all but promising a debate between himself and his presidential rival.
“I’ll give you those names if you like, but I’d rather get down to the serious business of defeating the worst President in the history of the United States, by far, Crooked Joe Biden!!! For the good of our now failing Nation, and in order to inform the American people of what is going on in our Country, we must immediately have a full scale debate between Crooked Joe and Honest Don,” he continued.
“I’m ready to go, ANY TIME, ANY PLACE!”
That is, despite the fact that Trump didn’t attend a single debate this election season, refusing to appear on stage with any of his Republican primary opponents. Trump also skipped opportunities to debate Biden during their first match up in 2020, after Biden used their first debate to slap Trump down, calling him a “clown” and telling him to “shut up.”
Biden, for his part, told reporters on Friday that he would consider debating the presumed GOP nominee—on one condition.
“It depends on his behavior,” Biden said.
Of course, we need not remind you which candidate is a rapist, convicted of fraud, and contending with 91 criminal charges that include efforts to overthrow the 2020 presidential election results, hoarding troves of classified documents away from the Justice Department, and paying off a porn star to stay mum about an affair ahead of the 2016 presidential election.