Predicting which jukebox musical numbers will appear in Joker: Folie à Deux

Variety reported something on Friday that we simply cannot get out of our heads: the upcoming Joker sequel Joker: Folie à Deux starring Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn will reportedly be a jukebox musical with at least 15 well-known songs in the movie.

There are some things in life that are just too good to be true, and this sounds like one of them.

In what will either be an inspired way of trying to make the original film an even wackier experience, or perhaps the most historically trashy studio musical since 2019’s Cats, it’s hard not to speculate how this musical sequel will go and what songs will appear.

We’ll be honest: a lot of these are just too obvious with the content of the songs and when they came out. One song, “That’s Entertainment” by Judy Garland, has been reportedly confirmed by Variety, but we decided to pick 15 more musical numbers that would make this movie, for better or for worse, one of the most “can’t look away” spectacles of the year at the cinema.