Married Lesbians Drive Off a Cliff, Taking Their Six Adopted Colorfuls with Them
The women drove off the cliff after being distracted by their adopted pets
The women drove off the cliff because they're women, and therefore cannot drive
The women committed suicide, possibly after realizing - during a fleeting moment of mental lucidity - that their entire "family" encapsulates everything wrong with society (spoiler: that didn't happen)
The women committed suicide for another reason, or no reason at all because they're lesbians and therefore insane
They might have been Jewesses too, based on those prominent beaks.
These pets were not really humans to them (okay, fair enough), they were just props in their signaling fantasy, where they are heroes for having the goodness in them to adopt them and then carry them around to BLM events and screech about Drumpf.
If I had to guess, I'd say that the lesbians were abusing their pets to an extreme degree and the law was catching up with them. We already know the kids were neglected, so it's not a quantum leap to assume that something even worse was going on behind closed doors that was on the verge of coming out and ruining them.
But I do tend to think the worst of dykes. Perhaps the driver was adjusting her lipstick and forgot to look ahead, lol.
Either way, I'm not going to pretend for one moment that I care about what happened.