Translation: "You say nonsense, for what we need London for, or Paris? There is not shashlik, and pictures in Hermitage, heck you can see after. For what Herakl, (pictures & figurines), ask our daughter!!!!! We want go to Sochi! (a city on the Black Sea), Olympic games were here! I don't want to debate with you, we want Sochi. We very very so want Sochi! To drive the Banan, (popular banana boat), with slippers & hat only, full with cream, we will send photos to your mother, we eat chebureks, In Greece they not have this! Ask our daughter!! We want Sochi! Don't debate with me! Warm beer on beach, For me is better than wine, in Europe each beggar drinks beer with cheese, I no want Europe!"
