How to throw your own painfully nerdy James Comey watch party

Forget the Super Bowl or The Bachelorette season finale: for many, Thursday's Senate hearing with former FBI Director James Comey is the must-watch television of the year.

To clarify, by "many," I mean a dozen or so dorks, half of whom work at this office. What's happening in Washington isn't so much "fun" as it as a devastating breakdown in the liberal democratic order.

That being said, who doesn't want to fantasize that James Comey will take down the American president in, oh, seven or eight hours?

Time to get our hopes up and party, y'all.