20 of Steven Wright's Funniest Jokes
Steven Wright once supposedly said, "I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
Steven Wright once supposedly said, "I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
Yes, they individually arrange every single light.
Eva Marie wants the chance to prove herself. On Wednesday's Total Divas, Eva Marie learns that she's not scheduled for any live WWE events during a conversation with Nattie...
Hear ye, hear ye. Gather round, fair maidens, for this is the tale of royal hats past. Royal watchers and royal novices alike can pinpoint the slightly odd fact that the Royal...
Gillingham have named a strong side for their Kent Senior Cup match against VCD Athletic.
SEOUL, Dec. 6 (Yonhap) -- South Korea ranked among the top four in math in the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development's (OECD) comprehensive world education ranking report last year, the report showed Tuesday. The OECD announced the
Google parent Alphabet Inc.’s struggle to launch a delivery-drone business is part of tech’s broader problem expanding innovation into the physical world. Silicon Valley hopes to reinvent automobiles, medical devices and home automation. Yet the industry is finding the new terrain harder to control than its familiar digital turf.
CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas (AP) — The father of slain Tejano star Selena has filed a lawsuit to stop production of a television series based on what he calls an unauthorized book by the singer's widower, Chris Perez.
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Supreme Court unanimously sided with smartphone maker Samsung on Tuesday in its high-profile patent dispute with Apple over design of the iPhone. Apple accused Samsung of duplicating a handful of distinctive iPhone features for which Apple holds patents: the flat screen, the rounded rectangular shape of the phone and the layout of icons on the screen. Companies including Google, Facebook and eBay sided with Samsung, arguing that the verdict was an excessive windfall for copying a few features of the iPhone. Читать дальше...
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Supreme Court unanimously sided with smartphone maker Samsung on Tuesday in its high-profile patent dispute with Apple over design of the iPhone. Apple accused Samsung of duplicating a handful of distinctive iPhone features for which Apple holds patents: the flat screen, the rounded rectangular shape of the phone and the layout of icons on the screen. Companies including Google, Facebook and eBay sided with Samsung, arguing that the verdict was an excessive windfall for copying a few features of the iPhone. Читать дальше...
Albuquerque police say three children were killed and their mother is in critical condition after a gunman shot them when they arrived home Monday night. Police spokesman Fred Duran says the violence erupted Monday evening in the Four Hills neighborhood. The Albuquerque Journal reports (http://bit.ly/2hdsVSm ) that details of the incident remain sketchy and police have not provided information about the four people, including about any injuries they might have suffered.
The European Union approved Microsoft’s $26 billion acquisition of LinkedIn, after the software giant agreed to safeguards to assuage antitrust concerns.
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Electronic music producer Deadmau5 and hip hop artists Travis Scott, Young Thug and Lil Yachty are among the headliners for the 2017 installment of the BUKU Music + Art Project, which fuses electronic, hip hop and…
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Electronic music producer Deadmau5 and hip hop artists Travis Scott, Young Thug and Lil Yachty are among the headliners for the 2017 installment of the BUKU Music + Art Project, which fuses electronic, hip hop and…
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Electronic music producer Deadmau5 and hip hop artists Travis Scott, Young Thug and Lil Yachty are among the headliners for the 2017 installment of the BUKU Music + Art Project, which fuses electronic, hip hop and indie rock in New Orleans' warehouse district. Each year, a portion of ticket proceeds support The Upbeat Academy Foundation, an educational program for New Orleans youth that teaches the technical and creative skills of music production. The event also showcases New Orleans food... Читать дальше...
PORTLAND, Maine (AP) — The company that's buying FairPoint Communications is likely to expand broadband to more customers and to compete with cable companies for TV customers. Telecommunications analyst Barry Sine from Drexel Hamilton said he expects the company to compete for cable TV customers in some markets in Maine, New Hampshire and Vermont.
BOSTON — Minnie Driver, John Cho and Oliver Platt are among 15 Hollywood stars participating in a new Oxfam America program intended to motivate people to help refugees.
Читать дальше...OXON HILL, Md. (AP) — A person familiar with the trade tells The Associated Press that the Boston Red Sox have gotten star pitcher Chris Sale from the Chicago White Sox.
OXON HILL, Md. (AP) — A person familiar with the trade tells The Associated Press that the Boston Red Sox have gotten star pitcher Chris Sale from the Chicago White Sox.
OXON HILL, Md. (AP) — A person familiar with the trade tells The Associated Press that the Boston Red Sox have gotten star pitcher Chris Sale from the Chicago White Sox.
OXON HILL, Md. (AP) — A person familiar with the trade tells The Associated Press that the Boston Red Sox have gotten star pitcher Chris Sale from the Chicago White Sox.