HUFFPOST HILL - Iran Out Of Those Puns Everybody

Rick Perry said "a broken clock is right once a day," confirming the sad truth that a Rick Perry is right zero times a day. The guy who set up Hillary Clinton's private email server isn't cooperating with the FBI, so we may never know why Clinton wanted to put a series of banana peels and upturned rake tines in front of her campaign. And someone fell asleep at a Jeb Bush rally, which rather disconcertingly suggests Bush's low-energy malaise has gone airborne. This is HUFFPOST HILL for Thursday, September 3rd, 2015:

AND WHO WOULDN'T SAY DONALD TRUMP IS TOTALLY TRUSTWORTHY? Trump would never dream of abandoning the political party he joined like 20 minutes ago. Sam Levine: "Donald Trump signed a pledge on Thursday to back the Republican presidential nominee and not to run as an independent should he not win the party's nomination. Trump, who is leading the Republican field, refused to rule out a third-party bid during the Aug. 6 Republican debate, but has been telling party brass that he would not run as an independent, The Huffington Post reported last week." [HuffPost!]

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