Stephen Colbert: Baby Hitler Is No Match For Jeb!

Jeb! Bush's "Hell yeah I would" response to the would you kill baby Hitler if you went back in time question was bound to raise eyebrows in the late night TV circuit, and of course, no one does it better than Stephen Colbert. He addressed this bizarre conundrum, one of the many that surrounds the Jeb! campaign these days.

His claim that he would certainly kill baby Hitler if he had the chance was challenged by Colbert, who thinks he has a better plan.

“I wouldn’t let him join anything where they have to wear a uniform — no Cub Scouts, no Little League, definitely no marching band,” Colbert continued. “Most importantly, I would teach Baby Hitler that we do not solve our problems with violence, and then — if he starts getting mouthy as a teenager, I stick a knife in his ribs and snap off the handle.”

Jebby was concerned with the unforeseen repercussions of tinkering with history, much like those like 'that Michael (J) Fox guy' faced in 'that movie' (Back To The Future). Could he make things worse than Hitler did? Anything is possible, after all, he is a Bush.

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