The Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition is a relic of yesteryear - just let it go

What do I know from beauty? I live in Los Angeles, where apartment buildings look like penitentiaries and our lushest landscaping is Selena Gomez's hair.

But of this I'm sure: The Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition is no longer a beautiful thing. It is a musty relic of another time, a Debbie Reynolds...