A Republican Leadership Lesson Plan

The leadership skills displayed by the Republican presidential candidates inspire me. I am a teacher and I recently applied GOP leadership techniques in my classroom. They work like a charm! I share my story with you in the hopes that these practices might filter into your workplace. As a community, we shall instill valuable GOP lessons in America's youth.

On the day that I applied my new Republican mindset, I strode with confidence to my Shakespeare classroom. A small crowd of students stood in the doorway. One girl was wearing a head scarf- a weird religion thingy. This made me uncomfortable. Wouldn't this be a distraction to the others who were there to learn about the Bard? Why was this girl even taking this class? Someone like that would not be interested in literature. She must have had another agenda besides learning. Security was called and she was removed. For good measure, I asked them to haul away another girl who had a wool scarf around her neck. She was probably wearing the scarf because it was cold, but I didn't want to take any chances. The girl was ugly anyway, so who needs her?

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