17 Things You'll Only Understand If You're Trying To Get Pregnant In Your Thirties
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The struggle is real.
People will constantly talk about how hard it is to have babies over 30, even if your 30th birthday was yesterday.
It's gonna be fine. We're all fine. I'm FINE....Right?
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There is no end to the unsolicited advice.
People will tell you what to eat, what temperature to keep your genitals, and what position to bone in. Gird your loins.
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You have become intimately acquainted with your menstrual cycle.
Up until now uterus duty has been a one week on/three weeks off kind of situation. No more. You now track your reproductive system's every move.
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You've started timing sex to synch up with your ovulation schedule.
"I'm sorry, we can't come to your dinner party. My basal thermometer tells me we're busy tonight."
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