True love.

Explored hidden depths.

"He complained of an irritated, itchy asshole. I got on my hands and knees, spread his cheeks apart, and examined it with my phone flashlight. It doesn't stop there – he felt such relief when my finger accidentally grazed the haemorrhoid that I let him lie across my lap for 20 minutes while I scratched his asshole.

"THAT is love, my friends."

– Whitney (Facebook)

CBC

"We went for a hike and came back to our cabin a few hours later. I was in the kitchen while he was showering and out of nowhere he comes around the corner, butt-naked and soaking wet, looking rather uncomfortable.

"He had a tick on his ballsack. The next half hour was spent with him sprawled out on the floor and me examining his sack trying to figure out the best way to get the tick off. Dish soap ended up saving the day.

"Oh, and did I mention we were on our honeymoon?"

– Caitlin Ranchino Todd

Cleaned up their puke.

"On our first Valentine's Day together, I got bad food poisoning and puked all over my boyfriend's carpet. He made sure I was OK and insisted on cleaning it himself, while I rested. I was too embarrassed at the time to realise how absolutely sweet of him that was."

– maggieschuerman

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