“No, you don’t understand, I’m the Bob Woodward of Iceland,” some 600 journalists boasted today. Donald Trump's campaign is in disarray, meaning he might have to retool the way he discusses his penis. And Wisconsin or not, Bernie Sanders is unlikely to pull off a Villanova-like upset in the Democratic primary; nor will he succeed in the NIT of the vice presidency, but he could still win his office bracket by landing the convention keynote. This is HUFFPOST HILL for Tuesday, April 5th, 2016: