*Breaks into your house just to pet your dog*

When you have your priorities straight:

Twitter: @KalmesDown

When you can talk your way out of anything:

owlkayak.tumblr.com

When you're inventive with your weapon of choice:

Twitter: @joelgolby

When your foresight is limited but your intentions are good:

kmtv.com

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