Only two days left for the real stars of American Idol to feign interest! Welcome back to Judging the Judges, our weekly power ranking* of Keith Urban, Jennifer Lopez, and Harry Connick Jr. as Fox’s reality behemoth croaks its way to sudden death (a low note) this Thursday, April 7. * Unlike Keith Urban’s commitment to unbridled enthusiasm, the Judging the Judges points system is 100 percent arbitrary and subject to change. +300 for crooning the actual lyrics to “Tennessee Whiskey” along with Trent Harmon so the 25-year-old would have somewhere to look if he messed up.
