Smoking Crack Or Eating Spray Cheese? A History Of Gwyneth Paltrow-isms

Where were you when Gwyneth Paltrow reportedly said she'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can? Were you getting stung by a swarm of bees in the name of beauty? Applying your daily snake venom face mask? Or tending to the flowering zucchini plants in your backyard garden with your consciously uncoupled ex-husband? 

All of the above? Same.