16 Online Dating Hacks That Are Clever But Rude
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We should all set our profile pictures to trees. All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
Trick them with a dog that's not even yours:
Or just photoshop one! Nobody swipes for sincerity!!
Act like you DID hook up (although I'm 90% certain they'll see through your bluff):
Lying upfront is probably not the best way to initiate an honest relationship, but maybe you'll justify it later by going on a ridiculously fun date you said had happened before.
Fantasize about your date, and by date, I mean BUCKET LIST:
Become a tree. Eat bark. Grow extra limbs:
Or just reincarnate yourself and hope for better luck next time.