17 Times Seals Summed Up What Straight Sex Is Like
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Elephant seal in the street, elephant seal in the sheets.
When you take off his pants and realise it's as big as he hyped it to be.
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And you have to think about whether you'll be able to handle it.
When you're making out and he says he ~forgot~ a condom.
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When you have to guide him to the clit because he's been rubbing your pubic bone for the past half hour.
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