The Queen Says ‘Four More Icons Must Die’ In 2016

The Queen ‘completely killed the vibe’ at her own birthday party yesterday when she was overheard telling guests that ‘four more icons must die’ in 2016 in order for the Illuminati to shepherd humanity towards the next phase of their sick and twisted masterplan. ‘2016 is a very special year. It will go down in history as annus celebrity horribilus,’ the Queen said with an evil grin, according to a Windsor Castle insider. The lavish black tie birthday dinner was hosted by the Prince of Wales at Windsor Castle. Seventy-one guests were invited, including senior royals, close friends and associates. During the first course of poached fillet of salmon trout the Queen was overheard explaining that ‘four icons must die’ in 2016 – and these four icons will be wealthy, famous, free thinking celebrities who have rejected the Illuminati’s advances. These icons have ‘too much influence’ with the public, said the Queen. ‘The Queen was speaking as though she knows the Illuminati’s kill list,’ the Windsor Castle insider said, speaking under the strict condition of anonymity. ‘Elton John was visibly shaken up by what she said about the deaths. She noticed and shot him a hard stare, saying “Hopefully it [...]