Jesus vs. Santa at PianoFight

After five years of choose-your-own-adventure Christmas plays, playwright Daniel Heath, director Christy Crowley and producer PianoFight are reuniting for a new holiday show.

Sample character description: Jesus — the son of God.

Fights and plays music.

Santa joins deadbeat Z in a battle of the bands to win $10 million, which happens to be the amount he needs to raise to buy back the North Pole’s mineral rights in order to stave off greedy oil companies.