Former Jets lineman goes on epic tweetstorm while the Jets were getting embarrassed by the Colts
In a "Monday Night Football" match-up in which tickets on the secondary market were cheaper than beer, the Indianapolis Colts stomped all over the Jets, 41-10.
Ryan Fitzpatrick was benched at halftime after throwing his 14th interception of the season and completing just 41% of his passes. In the second half, replacement Bryce Petty (two interceptions, a passer rating of 41.3) was hardly better. It's been nothing short of a putrid season for the Jets, who at 3-9 are now officially out of playoff contention.
If there was a highlight from Monday night, it came by way of former Jets lineman Damien Woody.
As the Jets played like a college team that wouldn't even make a bowl game, Woody fired up his Twitter account and held back no punches against his old team.
Here are the highlights (from his tweetstorm):
Before the game even started, Woody was expecting an ugly one:
https://twitter.com/mims/statuses/805945501782777856
So....the Jets are playing tonight huh *drink*
https://twitter.com/mims/statuses/805946943511859205
Can't we flex IN a couple teams real quick?! #MNF
The Colts took a quick lead:
https://twitter.com/mims/statuses/805948721443827713
Ummmm....might want to block that guy
Things go from bad to worse, and Woody wonders if the Jets are tanking:
https://twitter.com/mims/statuses/805948924037099520
Where the hell was Fitz throwing that to?!
https://twitter.com/mims/statuses/805950428907208704
This is comical! Is this what tanking looks like?
He jokingly wondered in former Philadelphia 76ers GM Sam Hinkie — the architect of that team's tanking strategy — was now running the Jets:
https://twitter.com/mims/statuses/805952057807163394
Is Sam Hinkie running this outfit?! #TrustTheProcess
Eventually he started to laugh, rather than cry:
https://twitter.com/mims/statuses/805953116277510144
My lawd!! This is beyond embarrassing folks, they've given up
https://twitter.com/mims/statuses/805956086427742210
Who needs Kevin Hart when u can laugh at this hot mess
This, to end the half:
https://twitter.com/mims/statuses/805967693757251584
I'm done man.....
https://twitter.com/mims/statuses/805967812468604929
Get this off my TV!!!!!!!!!
The second half wasn't much better, and he took the Jets secondary to task:
https://twitter.com/mims/statuses/805972619585617925
Revis allergic to contact?!
https://twitter.com/mims/statuses/805973652500086785
Kats doing the Harlem Shake on the Jets DBs! pic.twitter.com/aXVUbNbCVT
An especially good one:
https://twitter.com/mims/statuses/805978541577932800
It's not even the 4th quarter?! pic.twitter.com/F8o8mfqMv3
And an oldie but a goodie:
https://twitter.com/mims/statuses/805980808318226436
pic.twitter.com/bO8b1jCqra
He was not thrilled with Petty's performance:
https://twitter.com/mims/statuses/805981329338888192
Petty train derailed
In summary:
https://twitter.com/mims/statuses/805982959794790400
This is the worst performance I've seen from any team this year
He called the team out for its draft picks:
https://twitter.com/mims/statuses/805991594587459584
Jets past two 2nd round picks aren't even dressed. Let that sink in.....
By the end of the game, he wished he hadn't wasted his time watching:
https://twitter.com/mims/statuses/805992311763193856
We wasted 3 hours of our lives folks....
With just four games left this season, no one would blame Woody if — to borrow his own words — he stopped wasting his time watching the Jets. Or, he can keep watching and keep tweeting. If nothing else, his tweets will maybe give Jets fans something to laugh about during these dark times.
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