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Naquela época, ela tentava NOS alcançar.

Quando ela usou um cinto com uma roupa que dispensava cinto.

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E quando ela se certificou de que seu cinto e suas joias combinavam.

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Quando toda sua cintura foi envolvida por este cinto.

Afinal, quanto maior a fivela, melhor.

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Already have an Indian name? Take the quiz anyway.

“I’M SO SORRYYYY.”

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Sometimes imagination is a flaw.

A lava lamp.

This is a great way to paint the inside of your microwave if you find white to be boring.

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A CD.

Do this to your boyfriend's music collection when he loves it more than he loves you.

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Spray paint.

"Hey, Mike, what you up to today?" "Not much, might microwave some spray paint later."

Hmmm

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Eles: só na night. Você: só no computer.

As pessoas extrovertidas quando tem visita em casa:

"A casa é de vocês!!!"

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Você quando tem visita em casa:

"A casa é minha!!!"

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As pessoas extrovertidas no transporte público:

"É festa em qualquer lugar!!!"

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“Ô pega a tcheca, solta a tcheca, leva a tcheca, põe a tcheca pra sambaaar!”.

Seu consumismo tem data para acordar: época de liquidação.

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Como você não faz isso o tempo todo, a hora de fazer comprinhas é especialmente divertida.

Seu momento de riqueza, mesmo parcelando tudo.

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Seu consumismo tem data para acordar: época de liquidação.

Aí sim.

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Além de inventar assaltos, ele adora desenhar cogumelos psicodélicos, não confia nas mulheres e já teve seu próprio reality show.

Wash face, put on mask, force significant other to put on mask, take hilarious selfies. Repeat.

BuzzFeed News War Correspondent Mike Giglio was on the ground. For the full story, visit buzzfeed.com/news

Because everyone deserves a redhead.

“Get in loser, we’re going shopping!”

We’re all in this together.

If you've ever worn makeup, you know that applying eyeliner successfully is basically an art.

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Mistakes are often expected, and you're always one stroke away from riding the hot mess express.

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If you get the length and angle wrong, your eyes might resemble a penguin’s head...and not in a cute way.

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She looks so calm jumping off this 30-foot yacht.

Beyoncé has been known to pull a shocking stunt or two (hundred), but she took things to another level while vacationing off the coast of Sardinia, Italy, with her family this week.

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And by another level I mean the third level of this big-ass yacht!! BEY, WYD?!

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Contém os horários das finais de sexta a domingo. Depois apaga a pira olímpica.

TBH, I think Instagram's new Snapchat-clone feature, "Stories", is pretty good. There was a little bit of skepticism at first, but now that it's been out for two weeks, people seem pretty into it. It's fun to see people use Instagram in a more loose way without the pressure of feeling like you have to pick the perfect image for your feed. And Instagram has a big advantage for me over Snapchat stories: I follow way more people on Instagram already, so its stories are more fun since it's a weird mix of people... Читать дальше...

Mmm, texting. That’s the most intimate thing you can do to a lover with your fingers. Other than washing their hair.

Dieser Post macht betroffen.

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Sweet, guilt-free goodness.

Shortbread Cookies With Coconut Oil

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Triple Chocolate Orange Brownies

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S'mores Cannolis

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Neapolitan Waffle Sundaes

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Here is the bright, young food co-op.

Here is the steeple. Here are the royals

not yet dead. Here are the Niggas With

Amethyst crystals. Shea butter

halos orbit half-shaved heads bowed

for vindication. Our mother patchouli

who art in the apothecary on Flatbush

hallowed be your Dutch wax dress.

Give us this day we light soy candles

for dead brothers. Give us this day we soak

our supremacy wounds.

Give us this day.

Give us fresh juice green

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I’m gonna make love in this post tbh.

Here's the trailer for the upcoming movie Hands of Stone that you're definitely going to watch by the end of this post (BOOKMARK ME!):

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Now you're probably thinking, "WHY THE FUCK AM I GONNA WATCH THAT, CHRISTIANZAMORA???"

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We looked for “Latinx t-shirts” online and realized the inventory is a hot, stereotypical mess.

Time to find out!

“That’s hot.” —Paris Hilton

This is Michael Hixon, an Olympic diver on Team USA.

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He's not too bad-looking ????.

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