Новости за 21.04.2017

I hereby grant Producer the right to use my name, likeness, voice, and interview. I further grant the right to reproduce or edit materials however Producer sees fit, knowing full well this will be my sole legacy on Earth.

Welcome to Bleak Future Productions and congratulations on being accepted into our internship program. We can’t wait to have you all join us this summer. Since tomorrow is everyone’s first day, I thought it’d be helpful to send you all some information about what to expect and what you’ll be doing over the next few months!

Dear person whose email address I accidentally acquired because of an invitation to a cocktail party that wasn’t bcc’ed,

Hi, I’m Frazzled Dad. You may know me as the star of Juicero’s CEO’s recent web treatise on the value that a glass of cold-pressed juice brings to the world. But I’m more than a flimsy rhetorical device with vague socially progressive overtones. Much more.