weakerned teams

i havnt got sky so i was looking forward to a live match on the tele.
and seeing a premier team hammer some welshies,johnny vardy and co.
and who plays for the premier team nobody,no johnny or co.
and they got stuffed by the welshies who are useless anyway.
it should be against the law to play a useless team against another useless team and put it on the tele.
although when i was young i used to do a similar thing.
when i went to the disco,i didnt allways wear my usual clobber,velvet loons,tight fitting cheesecloth shirt unbuttoned down to my nipples.
no sometimes i would wear my brutus jeans and my british leyland donkey jacket,and i would still pull the best looking bird in the gaff.