Re: You have to laugh…
“They’re outside it could be Martians. Lemmy, turn on the telecaster”.
“Oh blimey Mitch it’s not working, they must be blocking it in some way what shall I do Jet”.
“Let’s think about this. Doc, can we go outside?”
“It’s risky, if our oxygen levels fall below 28 g per 250 quarks it will affect the signupsas amygdala region of the brain which could lead to the failure of the hippocampus which would lead to unconsciousness”.
“But don’t we have some tablets for this, Doc”
“yes, you’re right Jet. They are in the medicine cabinet on the 2nd floor, next to where we keep the fire blankets and opposite the emergency ejector seat. In the meantime put on your oxygenIzeta monitors…… what’s the matter Lemmy?”
“O 00 h blimey, I’m sure I packed it back at base”
“what are you doing Mitch?”
“I’m drinking a cup of coffee and am about to open a packet of biscuits…… oh my God, giant purple maggots. They’ve got about 8 legs and a small green mark on the thorax.”
“O 00000 h blimey I can’t believe this is happening”.